Tuesday, June 21, 2011

My Stuff Update for June 2011


Well, Green Lantern has finally been released! It may not be what we were all hoping for, but it IS a fun film. I've been busy writing other stuff again, so I've neglected this. Whoops. Anyways, for those interested, my new pieces of writing are as follows:

Game Reviews from Reset Games:
I'll also have a review soon for the game Green Lantern: Rise of the Manhunters.

Comic Book Reviews from Batman-On-Film:
Also, with my new job at Movies.com (thanks to Bill Ramey), I have a few comics-related pieces over there, along with my regular assignment counting down to next year's The Dark Knight Rises. My pieces there are:
Anyway, hope you enjoy these pieces. Also, be sure to check out the Modern Myth Media podcast every week, where I am a regular "Gentleman" and we talk about everything having to do with our favorite comics characters.

Friday, May 13, 2011

Updates on my Stuff: Reviews, Radio, and my New Column


Miss me?

Don't answer that.

I realize I've been negligent in posting my material, and even blog posts, but that's only because I've been writing a ton of other stuff for the past while, as well as participating in other things (I'll get to that).

Here are the latest several comic reviews from BOF (newest to oldest):


I'm also now a regular contributor to Movies.com in a column counting down to the release of The Dark Knight Rises in June 2012. Check out the first installment of that column HERE (with special thanks to Bill Ramey of Batman-On-Film for securing that job for me, thank you so much!).

See? That's kind of a lot, right? I'll try and keep up with this a bit more.


Thursday, March 17, 2011

Knight of Shamanism


You may think it difficult to believe, but I had a rare, life-changing experience at the age of five.

It was 1993, and my family and I took a trip to Six Flags Magic Mountain in Valencia, California. I wasn’t too keen on the roller coasters, they were a bit too dangerous for my small five-year-old frame, and I wasn’t really tall enough to ride most of them at that point anyways. Fortunately for me, they did have something geared toward me. I remember my Dad telling me, “We’re going to watch the Batman Stunt Show!”

I remember being happy hearing that. I had watched the first two movies from Tim Burton previously, and at that point, Batman was “my guy.” I would watch the animated series from Bruce Timm and Paul Dini after school, and I had seen the first movie countless times on videotape.

I guess I didn’t fully realize at the time my Dad told me we were going that a stunt show is a much more real and immersive experience than watching the action on a TV set. And although some of those oft-repeated stunt shows may be only residually exciting, for me as a small child, it was the world of Gotham City come to life. We took our seats near the back of the amphitheater, in the center, where we had a great view overlooking the entire stage. I sat waiting, looking up at my parents, who just smiled at me. Then, the music began.

The action started slowly. A partying crowd, and Vicki Vale exiting a building when the unmistakable cackling of the Joker could be heard. He burst onto the scene, snatched up Vicki Vale, and took off onto a high tower. I was scared. I had seen Vicki on that movie, and she was being held by THE Joker! How did he get into the park, anyways?!

Unfortunately, I can’t remember the exact dialogue from the show. I remember one specific part though, because it changed me. It contributed very much to the person that I am today. Some might call it a fanboy moment, but it was so much more than that for the child I was. It was nothing short of shamanic. The Joker relaying to the assembled audience that he would succeed in his diabolical plan, and mockingly asking the audience, “WHO can possibly STOP me?!”

Then it came. An unmistakable, gravelly voice saying one thing:

I can.”

The next thirty seconds are some of the most vivid that I have stored in my memory. I saw hundreds of heads in the amphitheater look in my direction, right above my head. I followed their gazes to see a black mass of a man, with the wings of that nocturnal creature spread out, then, to take the words from Frank Miller, “…it’s wings spread wide, then fell, its wings now a fluttering cape wrapped tight about the body of a man.” My hero was here. Standing right above me was Batman.

He dove down on a zipline and before my young eyes, the Dark Knight glided down the entire length of the stage as his foot forcefully met the Joker’s face. If I had reached out at the right time, I could’ve touched his cape. HIS cape. I remember feeling overwhelming joy and relief. “He was here,” I thought. “We were saved.”

The next parts of the show were fast and furious. When it looked like he had been defeated and gone at the hands of the Joker, I was worried. That is, until I saw the actual Batmobile burst through a wall and screech to a halt. The door opened and he had made it! Batman jumped out and defeated the Joker, and saved Vicki Vale. When the show was over, he disappeared, and I was left in utter awe.

Now, as a grown man today, I realize that the guy in that Bat-suit was probably going out for a sweaty smoke break behind the bleachers of the amphitheater afterwards, but that show changed my life rather clearly.

My hero had saved me and my family right in front of me. He did all of the things I saw him do on the TV and in comic books, diving off of buildings, driving his car, and defeating his enemies. That day was the most hopeful and amazing of my entire life, because the illusion was real. I was in that world. And whoever was in that suit and whatever kind of man he actually is, that day, I saw Batman. I shared the same space with the physical embodiment of my greatest hero.

That memory will always have value to me, and that’s what has made my fandom of Batman so strong over the years. It never occurred to me to be afraid after I knew he was there, because he was going to save me.

I hope that other people hold onto these experiences in their own lives, and that we continue to try and create them in the lives of other children. Whatever we can do to give them hope, and to remember a time in their life when they knew everything would be okay.

I look back, and I smile. I don’t know how many other people can say this, who’ve actually believed it, if only for a moment.

I saw my hero, he saved me. It was one of the greatest days of my life.

Sunday, February 20, 2011

Testing


I f*cking hate tests.

I understand why they're there. They've been a time-honored way for educators to gauge their students' comprehension of the material they're teaching. some tests are bearable for me, particularly essay tests. The answers aren't so cut-and-dry, and you can actually inform your teacher exactly how you arrived at the answers you did. Even if your end result isn't exactly what they had in mind, they may find merit in how you arrive at that answer, and you usually have an opportunity to talk with an instructor later about why you deserve more points.

Multiple-choice tests are the bane of my existence, mainly because there is NO SITUATION IN LIFE other than other multiple choice tests where your answers will be a predetermined batch of options for you to pick. Some teachers, that are douches, will make the answers so similar that it becomes less about actually understanding the material, and more about what stupid tricks the teachers will pull to squeeze another point or two out of you. Multiple choice tests also, I think, teach kids badly about how to reason through their lives: how much do you really have to know something intuitively if people are just teaching kids how to fill in the right bubble?

In Washington State, we had to undergo a practice of domestic torture called the Washington Assessment of Student Learning, or WASL. This was a series of multiple-choice tests to be taken on various subjects in order to gauge how much funding certain schools would receive at the state level, and was administered at the 4th, 7th, and 10th grade levels. This, to me, was a f*cking nightmare. Thankfully, I graduated the year before passage of the WASL became a graduation requirement in the Washington public school system, because I know that probably wouldn’t have worked out well due to my sheer seething hatred for such standardized tests. The funny thing, to me, is that the WASL no longer exists because people realized what a stupid f*cking idea it was pretty quickly.

When results came in and showed that scores were very low, at the state PTA convention in 2006 the delegates unanimously voted to, “oppose any efforts to use a single indicator for making decisions about individual student opportunities such as grade promotion, high school graduation, or entrance into specific educational programs.” Some of the scorers were prone to human error, there was a deficit in comparing failure rates of minority students, and people even complained about some of the questions being “unusual” and “unfair.” Thankfully, the WASL got an overdue death sentence and starting last year, it was no longer required for students to take it.

I understand that some people can use multiple-choice tests responsibly, and that they’re so ingrained in the educational underpinnings of our society that we probably won’t ever do away with them. That does little to stop my hate for them. Maybe it’s because I should be studying for one right now instead of blogging, but I don’t think so. There’s a very special place in hell for multiple choice testing if it ever does humanity a service and dies.

Instead, it continues to bring hell on Earth for students at every level, everywhere.

I stand in solidarity with them now, because we all have to hope that we’ll live to see our lives without such a stupid “necessity.”